Lyrics

Future Of Love

Stay In School
Carbonite
Dinosaurs Were Real
U Turn Her On
Statues
Drunk As Hell
Candy and Toys
Journey To Boston
Sushi
Enter The Balrog
Mio Myo
You Can Take It
Land Of Chocolate and Donuts
Old People
Stars Behind The Earth

Miracle

Literate Man
Nothing for nothing
Skinned Knees
Knife Holes
Stupid Fucking Asshole
Really Bone
Hey, Soap!
Every year
U.S.P.S.
Northwest auto sales
Turbo ferarri
This Canary/This Coalmine
True test
Titty Slappy (there for you)
Los Alamos
Chicken pox
Rest ye now, Robot Spider
These Friendly Fireflies
Miracle

Literate Man

well you tell me I'm a lucky man
and I can tell you don't know what luck is
and you say you're doin the best you can
well your best is just a peice of shit
it's something everybody ought to know
and there ain't no reason not to learn
just think of all the places you can go
and all the money that you're gonna earn, oh
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
well can you read that there street sign?
well me I read it just fine
can you walk into a restaurant,
and have the lady give you what you want?
it's gonna make you cry
it's gonna bring you down
no matter how hard you try
you'll never find a no-word town, oh
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man
reading writing, believe it, baby I'm a literate man

Nothing for nothing

Old men drink scotch and play
Golf on the weekends and they
Lie to their wives and their mistresses too
Control these companies their ladylike zombies they
never say nothing to you
wrestled between the time and the space that you
occupy here in this world
if there were no gravity you’d never stop growing
and if there were no men you’d be nobody’s girl but you
lied when you said that you never loved me and you
lied when you said that I could not be trusted well
some men attempt to be something to everything but
I never tried to be nothing for nothing
Rainwater seeps between
Cracks in your basement seems
Everything gets into everything else
Rats and these roaches breed
Spreading their filthy seed
Call in the paper, but no one will help and you
Cried for me the night that I died sweetheart but you
Cried for them the night that they died sweetheart and you
lied when you said that you never loved me and you
lied when you said that I could not be trusted well
some men attempt to be something to everything but
I never tried to be nothing for nothing

Skinned Knees

Well falling on your head is something anyone can do
It’s not that hard to hit the ground, but the ground is hard when it hits you
And it’s a long long wait for that skateboard to come rolling back to you
You’ve got to jump right up and grab it
Before it rolls off into traffic
And I’m proud to be
Someone who does things that sometimes scrape my knee
Makes me remember why I do anything at all
When you’re born it hurts to open up your eyes
When you’re grown it hurts to fall down
So pour out a little blood for those who’ve fallen here before
They’d rather give their lives for fun than lose an arm for some damn war
I’ve got no affiliation there’s no group I’d call my own
But when I’m with the ones who live for fun that’s when I feel at home
And I’m proud to be
Someone who does things that sometimes scrape my knee
Makes me remember why I do anything at all
When you’re born it hurts to open up your eyes
When you’re grown it hurts to fall down
Accountants lawyers doctors bookmen prostitutes and thieves
You are the food this country eats and we’re the refuse that it leaves
We’re working oh so hard to make quite sure we’ll never work hard again
There’s only two things in this world and that’s your family and your friends
And we’re proud to be
The ones who do things that sometimes scrape our knees
Makes us remember why we do anything at all
When you’re born it hurts to open up your eyes
When you’re grown it hurts to fall down

Knife Holes

when you kill a man
its a special time
you can slit his throat
and you can drink his blood like wine
you can lay him down
and take off all his clothes
and watch the puddle
of blood as it flows
away- through the knife holes that you made
it flows away- cuz he's a good man
when you kick a dog
you kick it right in the face
show him who is boss
put that fucker in his place
then you get your knife
and you gut him crotch to nose
and you watch the heart-worms
in little lines as they flows
away- through the knife holes that you made
they flow away- cuz he's a good dog
well you're lost in the desert
got your panties in a bunch (a sweaty bunch)
cuz you and your donkey Pablo
you haven't eaten in a month
but Pablo he's your buddy
yeah, he's your faithful steed
and if you ever needed to
you could cut him down and feed
for days- off the donkey meat that you slayed
you could feed for days- cuz he's a good donk

Stupid Fucking Asshole

Stupid fucking asshole I don’t want you near me
Don’t you slur my name with your dumb mouth
you’re not my boss you’re just my bosses son
we have the same job
we have the same job same job asshole
stupid fucking asshole don’t you call that your idea
you know full well where that one came from
don’t you think it’s strange you
can’t seem to relate to
anyone anything anytime anyone anywhere
anything anytime anyone anything anywhere
it’s not the best job
to be so proud of
you don’t wash your face
don’t watch your waist
don’t waste away a little each time
its just a puppet show
don’t be an asshole
I don’t like your face
Don’t like your pace
Don’t like anything about you
bigoted asshole
get it in control
I don’t think these little kids need to know
That there are people out there like you
I watch your taillights
Fade into the night
I will never see you again
And that is just damn fine
Cuz you don’t need to know someone like me
Stupid fucking asshole I don’t want you near me
Don’t you slur my name with your dumb mouth
you’re not my boss you’re just my bosses son
we have the same job
we have the same job same job asshole

Really Bone

Here’s the number of a girl I know
And it’s been too long since she called me on the phone
And when I get to her and get her all alone
I’m going to show her what it means to really bone
Cuz I’ve been working my way back for so long
And this feeling has been growing oh so strong
I’ve been doing exercise to make me strong
I’ve been taking special pills to make me long
I’m going to give her everything I’ve got
I’m going to give her everything she needs
Well it’s going to be so fucking hot
I’m going to hit it till it fucking bleeds
Well life on the road is so hard it’s so true
I’ve been burning up inside to get back to you
And when I get back home I’ll tell you what I’ll do
Light a candle say a prayer and then we’re going to screw
Cuz when I break these golden chains and I am freed
I want to show you I’m the only thing you need
Food and water warmth and air wrapped into one
I’ll be your earth and moon and stars and fucking sun
I’m going to give her everything I’ve got
I’m going to give her everything she needs
Well it’s going to be so fucking hot
I’m going to hit it till it fucking bleeds
Here’s the number of a girl I know
And it’s been too long since she called me on the phone
And when I get to her and get her all alone
I’m going to show her what it means to really bone
Cuz I’ve been working my way back for so long
And this feeling has been growing oh so strong
I’ve been doing exercise to make me strong
I’ve been taking special pills to make me long
I’m going to give her everything I’ve got
I’m going to give her everything she needs
Well it’s going to be so fucking hot
I’m going to hit it till it fucking bleeds
I’m going to give her everything I’ve got
I’m going to give her everything she needs
Well it’s going to be so fucking hot
I’m going to hit it till it fucking bleeds

Hey, Soap!

hey soap
I love to rub you on my body
and then when I am through
I'm cleaner than when I first started
hey, soap
I get all sudsy in the shower
when I shower with you
and I put you back in the soapdish
hey, soap
nothing ever compares
to the feeling that I feel
when I'm covered in soap
hey, soap
you don't have to be fancy
you just have to be cleansing
get me all nice and sudsy
hey, soap
I love it when you smell good
but even when you smell bad
it's better than no soap at all
hey soap
I get all sudsy it's true
hey soap
I love you so much it's true
hey, soap
sometimes you are a liquid
and sometimes you are a bar
and sometimes you are a powder
hey, soap
sometimes you are for dishes
and sometimes you are for cars
and sometimes I don't know what you are for
hey, soap
sometimes you have oatmeal in you
and that makes you technically edible
which is a good thing
cuz sometimes you run out of food
and you start looking at the soap and thinking
why the fuck not?
hey soap
I get all sudsy with you
hey soap
I love it, sudsy soap soapy sudsy
motherfucker

Every year

It’s good to be sad sometimes
It’s like the cold paper wrapper on a brand new toy
And it’s good we have to wait for our birthday
Or else we’d never ever know that this was joy
It’s good we don’t know everything in the world
Or else we’d never ever ever have another surprise
And it’s good we’re not all little boys and girls
Or we would be so astonished it would dry out our eyes
And every year we get a little bit bigger a little bit stronger
We can hold our breath for a little bit longer
We can run a little straighter to where we need to go
Cuz we know that it’s the shadow and the light that make a movie screen
But the stuff that makes it magic is the nothing in between
And if we blink our eyes fast enough
We won’t see anything at all
It’s good that we all must die
Or else the world would get more crowded every day
And it’s sad and it makes us cry
But if you love someone they’re never really going away
It’s good to hang on to your childhood friends
Cuz they’re the only ones who always stay the same size (same size)
And every time that one of these friendships ends
There’s another one to take it’s place if you just give it a try
And every year we get a little bit bigger a little bit stronger
We can hold our breath for a little bit longer
We can run a little straighter to where we need to go
Cuz we know that it’s the shadow and the light that make a movie screen
But the stuff that makes it magic is the nothing in between
And if we blink our eyes fast enough
We won’t see anything at all
It’s good to be sad sometimes
It’s like the cold paper wrapper on a brand new toy
And it’s good we have to wait for our birthday
Or else we’d never ever know that this was joy
Cha cha cha

U.S.P.S.

I
am your US mailman
I do what I can
to bring the mail to you
because it's true
aw, you know it's true
it's all I know how to do
and I won't shake it
and I won't break it
I'll just bring it right to your door
'cuz what could be more important?
I'll lay it on the floor
of your apartment
I
don't mean to boast
but we're the most
efficient postal system in the world
we've got the tightest curls
and the cutest girls
in the whole goddamned world
fuck UPS
fuck Federal Express
go USPS
for all your parcel delivery needs
'cuz we're the best
in any part of the country
I
am your US mailman
I do what I can
to bring the mail to you
because it's true
aw, you know it's true
it's all I know how to do
and I won't shake it
and I won't break it
I'll just bring it right to your door
'cuz what could be more important?
I'll lay it on the floor
of your apartment
fuck UPS
fuck Federal Express
'cuz we're the best
we're the USPS
(sobs)

Northwest auto sales

Start it up!
You’re rocking and you’re ready to go
Keep it cool!
You’re raring from the start of the show
Come kick the tires and get inside and then
You’ll take a ride in autos you can take pride in
Northwest auto sales!
You pick the right one
Northwest auto sales
You pick the best one
Northwest auto sales

Turbo ferarri

Ferarri turbo turbo ferarri
Turbo ferarri ferarri turbo
Ferarri turbo turbo ferarri
Turbo ferarri ferarri turbo
Hey hey ferarri
Ho ho turbo
Karate dojo dojo karate
Dojo karate karate dojo
Karate dojo dojo karate
Dojo karate karate dojo
Hey hey karate
Ho ho dojo
Ralph macchio pat morita
Pat morita Ralph macchio
Ralph macchio pat morita
Pat morita Ralph macchio
Hey hey ralphie
Ho ho morito
Dame tu dinero o te mato
Tengo una pistola y soy loco
Dame tu dinero o te mato
Tengo una pistola y soy loco
Hey hey dame
Ho ho dinero
Hey hey dame
Ho ho dinero

This Canary/This Coalmine

well I work in this coalmine da da da da da da
and one day it will take my life away
but for now I'm just fine da da da da da da
I go home to my wife and my family
all this time we thought we were being
oh so careful, oh so wary
keep an eye on what we're breathing
this canary, this canary
da da da da da now the walls are caving in
da da da da da and we are all trapped within
da da da da da the only one who can survive
da da da da da is the one who can fly
all this time we thought that he would
give his life that he might save us
now we're watching him fly up that
shaft of light that we're stuck at the bottom of
yeah, oh yeah
I said yeha-neyawhnaaaeh
yeah-naw, nawnawnaw-yeah yayahh
yeah naw yaya ya yeha yeah
naw naw naw yeah.

True test

The only true test of a man
Is that he smile while he still can
And never crowd around his pain
Like someone walking in the rain
The only way this will be gone
Is if you laugh from this day on
And never worry about your shame
And never wonder where it’s from
Believe me this would be
Easier with somebody’s
Loving arms wrapped around you again
The only true test of a man
Is how much pain he can withstand
And I’m no exception
The only cure for your self-doubt
Is how much pain you can dole out
While we stand at attention
Believe me this would be
Easier with somebody’s
Loving arms wrapped around me again

Titty Slappy (there for you)

When the lights go down in the city
And everyone has gone to bed
But you can’t sleep for all of these voices in your head
Of every one you ever blew
I will be there for you
Titty-slappin there for you
When you”re down
Oh, and you’re downtrodden
Cuz your kids are a bunch of jerks
And you’ve tried your hand at slapping but nothing works
I will be there for you
Neck-wringin there for you
Monkey-puppet there for you
When the rain rolls in to the valley
You’ve never seen a darker day
When you’re a horse and all you’ve got to eat is a bunch of hay
And you’re standing in a box of your own poo
I will be there for you
Cock-sucking there for you
Yes I’d suck a cock for you
I’d suck it
(solo)
I will be there for you
Blah blah blah there for you

Los Alamos

My death is a variable
The odds of which stay the same each day
But yours, the odds increase
Every time I go away
And there’s a long dark shadow
Extending from you to me
While I work at los Alamos
You’re at home with the big ‘C’
And if perchance this goes astray
We all will die and fly away
Our bodies will disintegrate in a flash of light
because this bomb we’ve built is strong enough
to destroy every house we’ve loved
or ever made love inside of some moonlit night
and I want you here with me tonight
and I don’t know why you can’t be
I’ll find the fuse and I will light it and
I will meet you in the sky just try me
Your death is a quantum event
The wave collapses when I open the door
And it’s a long hard drive
Not knowing if you’re alive
And this work that we’re doing here
Who knows know’ll survive
And if perchance this goes astray
We all will die and fly away
Our bodies will disintegrate in a flash of light
because this bomb we’ve built is strong enough
to destroy every house we’ve loved
or ever made love inside of some moonlit night
and I want you here with me tonight
and I don’t know why you can’t be
I’ll find the fuse and I will light it and
I will meet you in the sky just try me
Your death is inevitable
as the day we were born or the universe ends
And it’s a long hard drive
Not knowing if you’re alive
And this work that we’re doing here
Who knows know’ll survive
And if perchance this goes astray
We all will die and fly away
Our bodies will disintegrate in a flash of light
because this bomb we’ve built is strong enough
to destroy every house we’ve loved
or ever made love inside of some moonlit night
And I’m driving
And I’m thinking about you
And I’m smoking
And I know I shouldn’t
Cuz I know that’s what killed you
But I can’t stop
Cuz it’s 16 hours to where you are
And it’s 16 hours back to los Alamos
And that’s 8 hours with you
And that’s 8 hours at work
And that’s enough to pay the bills
On the house in which you die
And if you die, maybe I want to die
Maybe I want this whole damn world to die
Maybe I want them to drop this bomb
And I’ll meet everyone
In the sky

Chicken pox

I think about you girl like each and every day
But don’t be flattered cuz it ain’t in a good way
You make me wonder what it is I’m doing with you
Sometimes you open your mouth and I want to hit you
In my life I’ve been with lots of crazy bitches
But this the first time, my skin it itches like
The Chicken pox, chicken po-o-o-o-ox
Girl you know you piss me off
Piss me o-o-o-o-off
With your bokka bokka bok
Bokka-bokka-bokka-bokka-bok
Well there’s a time that I don’t want you talking to me
And that’s the time that you be bleeding from your V-J
Cuz every time you flap your lips and I listen
Another piece of my brain goes missing
You think that you should be a threat to my pornography
But that’s the one thing that can cure me of
The Chicken pox, chicken po-o-o-o-ox
Girl you know you piss me off
Piss me o-o-o-o-off
With your bokka bokka bok
Bokka-bokka-bokka-bokka-bok
Oh boy you got me wrong
I don’t want you baby cuz your dick’s long gone
You don’t have any way to make love to me
You’ve got no moose-knuckle and sit down to pee
It’s no surprise you talk and talk
We can’t fuck baby cuz you got no cock
You give me Chicken pox, chicken po-o-o-o-ox
Girl you know you piss me off
Piss me o-o-o-o-off
With your bokka bokka bok
Bokka-bokka-bokka-bokka-bok

Rest ye now, Robot Spider

rest ye now, robot spider
you have earned yourself a break
rest ye now, robot spider
you can un-tense your metal legs
you have spied well
and now my enemies I will disgrace
rest ye now robot spider in your
silver robot spider egg, well it
does not seem fair
that I'm up here in this throne
and you're way down there, way down there
you work as hard
as a thousand of my finest men
so plug into that terminal
and rest your weary gears again
rest ye now robot spider
you have helped me conquer the moon
I did it with my magic hat
and it couldn't have happened too soon
now not only am I king of the space pirate men
but also king of the moon
and I will soon be king of everything, well it
does not seem fair
that I'm up here in this throne
and you're way down there, way down there
you work as hard
as a thousand of my finest men
so plug into that terminal
and rest your weary gears again
rest ye now, robot spider
you have earned yourself a break
rest ye now, robot spider
you can un-tense your metal legs
you have spied well
and now my enemies I will disgrace
rest ye now robot spider in your
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg
silver robot spider egg

These Friendly Fireflies

these friendly fireflies, they
light the path for you,they
keep you safe at night
and when they're gone the darkness
wraps around and everything
doesn't look quite right
I will be here when you are gone
even if you don't see me
I will be somewhere you won't
even look for me
all this time I tried to please
and no one seemed to care
anyone but you
and anywhere but there
these friendly fireflies, they
light the path for you,they
keep you safe at night
and when they're all gone darkness
wraps around you scary
just keep your hand inside of mine
no one can ever beat you
no one can ever bring you down
and if they try to hurt you
just send them around to my town
no one ever said it was
a good idea to go
out there on your own
out there without these here fireflies
(solo verse)
no one ever said it was
a good idea to go
out there on your own
out there without these here fireflies
these friendly fireflies they
light the path for you they
keep you safe at night
these friendly fireflies they
light the path for you they
don't ask for nothing in return

Miracle

Baskin Robbins 31 flavors
You can walk in and get one
Any damn time
it’s a miracle It’s worth every dime
cake made from ice cream
it’s delicious
there’s a ribbon of chocolate
that runs right there through it
it hits the spot every time
licky sticky dribbly chinny icky
they will write something on it
whatever you’d like
cuts easily with a hot knife
hot knife hot knife in your hand it’s a
cake made from ice cream
the fulcrum the golden mean
that miracle of technology
the pinnacle of humanity
its cake made from ice cream
a confectionary’s wet dream
that miracle of technology
that pinnacle of society so scream
psychic mind beams see right through you it’s true
they can control your mind
you will travel through time
whether you want to or not
eat one on a hot day it’s refreshing
you can eat one when it’s cold out
but that’s fucking bullshit
it’s refreshing to eat cold things when it’s hot
outside
grab it, roll it up in a ball and fuck it
it feels funny at first, but after you burst
it’s so creamy it blows your damn mind
damn mind damn mind damn mind every time it’s a
cake made from ice cream
the fulcrum the golden mean
that miracle of technology
the pinnacle of humanity
its cake made from ice cream
a confectionary’s wet dream
that miracle of technology
that pinnacle of society
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream
its cake made from ice cream so scream

Stay In School

by AGTSK
lyrics by Stubby Abbot and Jeff Greenwood

Stay in school, motherfucker
and don't do drugs you son of a bitch
you stupid little 15-year-old cocksucker
you don't know shit
look both ways when you're crossing the street
and mind your fucking manners all of the time
and stop watching so much goddamn TV
it'll rot your mind
Stay in school, motherfucker
and don't do drugs you son of a bitch
you stupid little 15-year-old cocksucker
you don't know shit

Carbonite

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

her face it lit up
she opened up her heart
she opened up her arms
so she could be mine
my heart began to beat
the carbonite gave way
I fell onto the ground
and I felt her face
feeling returned to my fingertips
I felt my lover's lips on mine
I could hear her voice inside my ear
telling me that I was far from harm
and then she held me in her arms
and for a minute I believed her
until I heard that evil...
laugh it went out
the room it just went wild
in that old familiar style
I used to love so
but the tables they had turned
the joke it was on me
I was cold and I was blind
but I could see
who knows how long I've been down and out
I tried to beg I tried to shout
but my mouth would never make a sound
thoughts they would drift in and then be gone
and I would never know how long
was it days or weeks or months or even years
or even years and years and years
try as I might I still can't believe
this kind of love has come to me
it makes me want to go on living now for days
and if I get out of this awful fix
then I am done with other chicks
and I am done with all my underhanded ways
cuz I was frozen to my very bones
when I was left here on my own
it took a heart as strong as hers to bring me back
and if she made it here she has a plan
so I will always be her man
but for the moment everything I see is black
and I hear that evil laugh

Dinosaurs Were Real

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

dinosaurs were real
dinosaurs were real
they could really think
and they could really feel
they'd bask in the sun
and swim in the sea
and breathe the same air
as you and me
if you put your hand
on a dinosaur's behind
the synapses would fire
and travel up the spine
cuz they weren't made of plastic
and they weren't made of wood
they were made of meat
and that meat tasted good
they were right here
on the surface of the earth
the land where they died
and gave birth
now don't you feel dumb?
and don't you feel lame?
when the dinosaurs come
O, they will see the thoughts in your brain TV shows, toys and vid games they'll demand that royalties be paid because...
dinosaurs were real
dinosaurs were real
they'd give each other gifts
and sometimes they would steal
they'd go out when it was sunny
and stay in when it rained
cuz nature was still nature
and nature doesn't change
the paths of their lives
told a story that's unique
winding through the hills
like the rivers and the creeks
the only seperation
is the passage of the time
pull back that silver curtain
and I'm sure that you will find
they were right here
on the surface of the earth
the land where we die
and give birth
now don't you feel dumb?
and don't you feel lame?
when the dinosaurs come
they will all know your name
and don't you want to hurt, darlin?
and don't you want to bleed?
like the dinosaurs died,
and so can we

U turn her on

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

young man
don't you know there's no reason to be so down
young man
don't you know that it's hard being new in a new town
go on and talk to her
tell her your name
tell me how can you go wrong?
and if you start to doubt yourself
remember the words to this song, called:
you turn her on
and you make her wet
she can feel your heartbeat
she can feel your breath
and you don't need to be nervous
cuz the chick is in the bag
and the deed's as good as done
cuz you turn her on
young man
can't you see there's a light in her eyes for you?
young man
don't you know just exactly what it is you've got to do
but stay confident
don't lose faith in yourself
or you'll lose faith in everything else
and if you can't remember that
there's a little rhyme that can help, goes:
you turn her on
and you make her wet
she can feel your heartbeat
she can feel your breath
and you don't need to be nervous
cuz the chick is in the bag
and the deed's as good as done
cuz you turn her on
but if you didn't
it would be allright
yeah, the sun would shine again
cuz what's the difference
if you get that girl
or you make out with her friend?
there's a time we all must face
when all the pretty girls have gone home
and you don't want to go to bed
all alone
but I know you won't
cuz you turn her on
(solo)
you turn her on
and you make her wet
she can feel your heartbeat
she can feel your breath
and you don't need to be nervous
cuz the chick is in the bag
and the deed's as good as done
cuz you turn her on

Statues

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

daylight
another holy hell to wade through
I sleep nights
but I can tell that won't do
cuz you're gone
and I don't even know who you are
something's wrong
but it's so abstract and so far
my everything, my everything
come back to me
my empathy, my humanity
come back to me
cry for me, cry sometime we
love each other too blindly
trust comes and trust can go away
show that you still can doubt me
I'm just your darling weakling
we both do too much sleeping
love comes and love can go away
show that you still can beat them
smash all your statues of me
get a view from above me
I know who I can be and I
I never said to love me
sunset
one more time we fall together
and yet
in my mind it's all or never
without you
wehn the world seemed gray and lonely
I still knew
if I failed I'd fail myself only
my everything, my everything
come back to me
my ogyny, my anthropy
come back to me
cry for me, cry sometime we
love each other too blindly
trust comes and trust can go away
show that you still can doubt me
I'm just your darling weakling
we both do too much sleeping
love comes and love can go away
show that you still can beat them
smash all your statues of me
get a view from above me
I know who I can be and I
I never said to love me
cry for me, cry sometime we
love each other too blindly
trust comes and trust can go away
show that you still can doubt me
cry for me, cry sometime we
love each other too blindly
trust comes and trust can go away
show that you still can doubt me

Drunk As Hell

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

we get drunk cuz we care
we're all here cuz we're not all there
we look up from the ground
we spin around and fall down
everybody here get drunk as hell
there's a fire in your soul
and it burns you right to the core
there's a poison in your veins
and it gnaws and it sucks on your brain
(solo #1)
there's a poison in your veins
and it gnaws and it sucks on your brain
everybody here get drunk as hell
you're all witness to the birth
of a new hell here on earth
with a barman on the throne
and he gnaws and he sucks on your bones
(solo #2)
you're all witness to the birth
of a new hell here on earth
(guttural screaming)

Candy and Toys

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

candy and toys
toys and candy
let's make some noise
let's eat some candy
mommy and daddy are away for the day
there's nothing to do but eat candy and play
we'll jump on the bed and we'll stay up late
oh man, this is gonna be great
candy and toys
toys and candy
let's make some noise
let's eat some candy
look here's a racecar
what a fast little racecar
looks here's a mars bar
what a fast little mars bar
look here a bouncing ball
what a fast little bouncing ball
look here's a barbie doll
that's the fastest barbie doll I ever saw
(repeat)
milk milk, lemonade
round the corner
candy and toys
toys and candy
let's make some noise
let's eat some candy

Journey To Boston

by AGTSK

(sung through talkbox)
bilbo boy, bilbo
bilbo boy, bilbo
bilbo boy, bilbo
bilbo boy
(over and over)
wow wow wow wow
wowowowowowowo
wow wow wow wow
wowowowowowowo
(over and over)
(repeat)

Sushi

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

you've got some sushi and it tastes real good
just the way that good sushi should
the fish is cold and the rice is sticky
that's motherfucking sicky
you've got some ginger and some wasabi
one is sweet and the other is spicy
that's what you get when you order sushi
that's motherfucking sushi
fucking sushi
you've got some sushi and it tastes real great
sushi comes on an interesting plate
chopsticks are hard but I know you can get it
don't you fucking quit it
japanese people are really smart
they invented sushi and japanese art
they invented DVDS and they invented VCRs
they're fucking japanese
they say please
please more sushi

Enter the Balrog

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

in the hallowed halls of the mountain king
where the harpers harped and the minstrels sing
in the darkness, darkness, darkness
there the dwarves did dwell in Moria keep
but they delved too greedy and they delved too deep
for Mithrill, mithrill, mithrill
they awakened a beast of shadow and flame
with a fiery whip and a fiery name
the Balrog of Morgoth
awaken the Blarog
summon the Balrog
of Kazad-dum
in the fiery depths of Kazad-dum
where the goblins lurk in the murk and the gloom
pounding drums in the darkness
there an evil spread full of fire and hate
from the silverlode to the dimrill gate
it gave power to a slumbering nightmare
O, their golden roof and their silver floor
their runes of power apon the door
could not hold back his fury
awaken the Balrog
summon the Balrog
of Kazad-dum
in an ancient age in a distant land
an evil warlord ruled with an iron hand
he rose beasts of war from the molten earth
their allegience sworn from their twisted birth
they razed every village while the children screamed
in Morgoth's name they ruled supreme
his dominion would spread and castles would fall
with a Balrog army at his beack and call
and though Morgoth fell, a general survived
with power to equal any wizard alive
an immortal furnace of malice and rage
under Carahdras he would sleep for an age
'til the evil above could feed his flame
and men would fear to speak his name
the Balrog of Morgoth
awaken the Balrog
summon the Balrog
of Kazad-dum

Mio Myo

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

swollen brain, swollen brain in my face
goes POW and the pressure dissapates into my body
hard rain on your sense of taste
goes DING like the big strength tester at the carny
stay on the alleys to aviod the feds
I run across where the bi-ways intersect them
go to the city to see my friends
some of which I hate but I still call them friends
mio myo
mio myo
ham on rye, yo
mio myo
stolen gun in the middle of a lake
you gotta chisel to the middle to fire into the sky, yo
cuz you have given everything you could take
you gotta run to the desert to make it all right, yo
cuz I ain't got no master plan
but if I told you girl, you would not understand, no
downhearted in a downhearted land
you're a down little woman, I'm a down little man, yo
mio myo
mio myo
ham on rye, yo
mi myo
cuz I've got no reason to retort
and I've got no one to retort to
and I've got nothing to live for
nothing to live for since I lost you
and I don't need a reason why
all I need is my greed, my greed
mio myo
mio myo
cold fish pie, yo
mio myo
mio myo
ham on rye, yo
cold fish pie, yo
mio myo

You Can Take It

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

when I was younger
no one ever said I'd have to stay away
from what I want
and now I'm older
and I see it coming right at me
I've got to hold you
I've got to lay you down
got to make you feel like a woman
I've got to know
you know me like I know you
you know what i want to do
and I said:
you can take it
you can take it,you're a strong girl
you can hold it
hold it in a little longer
I'm gonna get you nice and drunk
then we're gonna go out to a movie
and make some noise in the back row
we're gonna make a nuicance of ourselves
then we're gonna go to the park
and throw rocks at the ducks
oh, baby
ain't nobody like you in this whole town
I've got to know
do you wanna?
do you wanna get down?
you can take it
you can take it, you're a strong girl
you can hold it
hold it in a little longer
when this whole life seems to be
nothing but the dreams that we
keep inside
you've got to know when to get off
and you've got to know when to ride
and I said:
you can take it
you can take it, you're a strong girl
you can hold it
hold it in a little longer
for me

Land of Chocolate Donuts

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot

in the land of chocolate donuts
make your donut dream come true
there's a donut shaped like me
and there's a donut shaped like you
and we can dance and play with our donut twins
til we don't know who is who
in the land of chocolate donuts, me and you
in the land of chocolate donuts
sits a king upon his throne
and his wife, a good and righteous queen
was a raspberry chocolate scone
and they ruled the land both fair and true
while the lemon-drop sunshine shone
in the land of chocolate donuts we call home
in the land of chocolate donuts
there was a cinnamony prince with a plan
to destroy the king and usurp his crown
and oppress and enslave his lands
and the sugar-plum lords with their peppermint swords
would arrise and obey his command
the snickerdoodle prince with his wicked cinnamony hand
but the gumdrop knights in their liquorice hall
heard a rumor of war from the east
they invited the prince and his sugar-plum lords
to a chocolate bon-bon feast
but they poisoned the food, and they slit their throats
and they burned them peice by peice
thus the war had ceased before it had begun
and the land of chocolate donuts had been won

Old People

by AGTSK
lyrics by stubby abbot and Arion Neilson

old people talk about the weather a lot
because they've seen it all before
we could start another world war
old people have seen that before
like say you're 73 or something
and you remember before there were cars
you would probably be scared of them
you would spend all your time in bars
hiding from the cars
it was sunny today
I hope i'ts sunny tomorrow
well I heard it would rain
and now my heart's filled with sorrow
but when it rains it is good
cuz the plants like the rain
and old people like plants
that way
old people talk about the TV
because it's just like their family
except it doesn't get tired of them
so they don't have to be lonely
old people talk about nothing
like they've got something to say
but don't make fun of old people
cuz you might be old someday
talkin' 'bout the weather
it was sunny today
I hope i'ts sunny tomorrow
well I heard it would rain
and now my heart's filled with sorrow
but when it rains it is good
cuz the plants like the rain
and old people like plants
in florida
(interlude)
it was sunny today
I hope i'ts sunny tomorrow
well I heard it would rain
and now my heart's filled with sorrow
but when it rains it is good
cuz the plants like the rain
and old people like plants
that way

Lyrics

Future Of Love

Miracle

Literate Man

Nothing for nothing

Skinned Knees

Knife Holes

Stupid Fucking Asshole

Really Bone

Hey, Soap!

Every year

U.S.P.S.

Northwest auto sales

Turbo ferarri

This Canary/This Coalmine

True test

Titty Slappy (there for you)

Los Alamos

Chicken pox

Rest ye now, Robot Spider

These Friendly Fireflies

Miracle

Stay In School

Carbonite

Dinosaurs Were Real

U turn her on

Statues

Drunk As Hell

Candy and Toys

Journey To Boston

Sushi

Enter the Balrog

Mio Myo

You Can Take It

Land of Chocolate Donuts

Old People

Stars Behind The Earth